Anonymous said:
Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people's ask (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen, but it is nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out.

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Anonymous said:
You´re amazing, i love you ♥

thank you<3

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lovemelovemekendallschmidt said:
aubrey i miss youuuu where are youuu D: </3 my heart is broken

ew who r u

posted 1 month ago with 0 notes

nicki minaj before everything omg

assdirection:

i am dead

posted 5 months ago with 172 notes via im-tired-of-your-schmidt (© assdirection)

keyboardsexual:

if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome then i know why everyone calls you handsome

posted 5 months ago with 69,251 notes via petewontz (© keyboardsexual)

posted 5 months ago with 228 notes via girlslikemelovebtr (© dannymurillos)

friend: you really need to go outside
me: send me the link

posted 5 months ago with 40,536 notes via girlslikemelovebtr

posted 5 months ago with 277 notes via girlslikemelovebtr (© obrosey)

posted 6 months ago with 469 notes via penasecharia (© kill-the-fucking-zombie)

hersmartassfuckinmouth:

I found this amusing.

posted 6 months ago with 825 notes via shippingkogan (© hersmartassfuckinmouth)

swissbtrcrew:

Big Time Rush Summer Tour: Hartford photo album

dashingfoxx:

LOL, Kendall’s pelvic thrust.

On set of the MSBWU music video.

in the shower

me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.